Gay Men Don't Get Fat by Simon Doonan

Author:Simon Doonan [Doonan, Simon]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Essays, Humor, Form, Anecdotes & Quotations
ISBN: 9781101572009
Google: 475bba0HNAUC
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2012-01-05T08:00:00+00:00

DINNER

It’s a bisexual thing. I prefer to alternate straight and gay on subsequent nights. Some nights I go gay with a dainty salmon fillet and a dollop of Julienned veggies. (I am not sure who Julienne is, but she is doing a lovely job.) The following night I will rock a superstraight roast chicken with brown rice and thick florets of broccoli. Dessert? I tend to prefer straight desserts, like a hearty, wholesome apple pie. Gay desserts, like the Italian ones mentioned earlier, are too sloppy and sweet and leave me feeling queasy.

Note the wise, thoughtful and figure-enhancing integration of both gay and straight foods in my daily choices. By following this regime I am able to stay slim and trim. Straight men get fat when they go berserk and pig out on straight foods. Gay men don’t get fat because they ingest a creative fusion of the two. It’s just that simple.

Bon appétit!

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